Shit Pastas

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SHIT PASTA #1
About a week ago, me and my freind bob went to a dark place called the hub. it sold all sorts of wierd bootleg, he even sold consoles made of rock! me and my freind want inside the store and we saw a copy of fire red, but the cartridge was an evil looking red. but me and my friend thought it was just old age like the yellow SNES things. so we bought the game and put the gameboy inside of it so we could play some sweet pokemon! But when we turned it on, the gameboy, witch was a transparint version started to fill with, obviously we thought this was really wierd. we ran from it as it chased us down the halway, and then we started to play the game. instead of oak asking what you were, jessie and james came up and they said "we are the evil devils!". this scared the poop out of my freind and he had a heart attack and died.but i had to keep playing. all of the sudden the world lookd hyper-realistic, and thought this was wierd because the gameboy could never handle these graphics. so i kept playing, but every pokemon i saw was all bloody. i saw blood everywhere. and the water was red.i took the game out of the gameboy and put it in the gameboy advance, thinking this would fix the problem. when i put it in it didn't run. so i called my freind jerry, and he said maybe a spider was inside the gameboy advance. but i knew the real problem. it was him. and will now be forever fhaunted by him

Shit Pasta 2
About a week ago, me and my freind bob went to a dark place called the hub. it sold all sorts of wierd bootleg, he even sold consoles made of rock! me and my freind want inside the store and we saw a copy of super mario land, but the cartridge was an evil looking red. but me and my friend thought it was just old age like the yellow SNES things. so we bought the game and put the gameboy inside of it so we could play some sweet mario! But when we turned it on, the gameboy, witch was a transparint version started to fill with, obviously we thought this was really wierd. we ran from it as it chased us down the halway, and then we started to play the game. instead mario on a save select, wario came up and they said "we are the evil devils!". this scared the poop out of my freind and he had a heart attack and died.but i had to keep playing. all of the sudden the world lookd hyper-realistic, and thought this was wierd because the gameboy could never handle these graphics. so i kept playing, but every goomba i saw was all bloody. i saw blood everywhere. and the water was red.i took the game out of the gameboy and put it in the gameboy advance, thinking this would fix the problem. when i put it in it didn't run. so i called my freind jerry, and he said maybe a spider was inside the gameboy advance. but i knew the real problem. it was him. and will now be forever fhaunted by him